The Ongoing Adventures of ASBO Jesus

January 28, 2008

CAPTION COMPETITION!

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonbirch @ 12:24 am

i’m afraid there’ll be no new asbo’s until the weekend as i shall be having a little break with friends for a few days.
so i thought i’d run a competition… no prizes, just kudos, bragging rights and the completed cartoon up on the blog.
all you have to do is post your caption or captions and i’ll select the one which i deem to be the funniest or most profound…
actually i’ll judge on what ever merits i see fit at the time! :-) you can use speech bubbles or a heading as i do sometimes
and don’t forget that little line at the bottom. basically say what you want!
please carry on conversation without me and i look forward to reading and responding when i get back. cheers for now!
ps… don’t make me look like a chump by not at least having a go at it. i know from previous posts you are all as funny as me… well, almost! :-)

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271 Comments »

  1. Vicar: “Put some clothes on.”

    Punks: “Put some love on.”

    Have a lovely break Jon xxx

    Sas :-)

    Comment by sarah — January 28, 2008 @ 12:26 am

  2. “Nice vestments.”

    “I cannot dress like that, so neither can you.”

    “This is no tattoo parlor, and no one gets pierced here.”

    Comment by Rick — January 28, 2008 @ 12:30 am

  3. Huh, except maybe pierced with the love of Christ. No? Shame…

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 28, 2008 @ 12:31 am

  4. wow! that was quick! at least i won’t look too stupid when i get back! :-)

    Comment by jonbirch — January 28, 2008 @ 12:31 am

  5. Jon, Could you un-italicise everything please?

    Unless you want it that way…bit hard on the eyes tho’…

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 28, 2008 @ 12:34 am

  6. “There’s coffee and donuts on the other side of the room. Why don’t you go grab some and come back over and join the rest of the group for the discussion.”

    Bottom: How it ought to be!

    Comment by Laura — January 28, 2008 @ 2:59 am

  7. In a conservative church: “Come back when you change your clothes and cut your hair”

    In a liberal church: “The food pantry is right around that corner, help yourselves”

    In a mega-church: “The punk rock service is held in our mini-auditorium down that hall there”

    In an emergent church: “Did you guys get a beer from the cooler and light a candle over there as you came in?”

    Comment by Daniel — January 28, 2008 @ 3:01 am

  8. Not what Jesus meant by “Show them the Way”.

    Comment by Andy — January 28, 2008 @ 3:07 am

  9. “Father Roberts found it annoying that those who so easily found their way out of the closet still needed him to show them the exit.”

    I don’t think these two are supposed to be women, but this caption came to mind anyway.

    Comment by Jason — January 28, 2008 @ 3:13 am

  10. OMG..according to Daniel, I think I may be a liberal! :shock:

    Comment by Laura — January 28, 2008 @ 3:16 am

  11. I love 6 and 7 so far!
    I can’t think of anything better. :-)

    Comment by Lori — January 28, 2008 @ 3:49 am

  12. The couple sings….”We came to Jesus as we were….”
    and the pointing finger says…”After a bath, a shave, and a change of clothes….”

    Comment by MMM — January 28, 2008 @ 5:35 am

  13. I vote for #6 & #7.

    Comment by thevikingfru — January 28, 2008 @ 5:49 am

  14. Oh my God! A WOMAN!

    Comment by One Salient Oversight — January 28, 2008 @ 6:24 am

  15. After being photographed with “The pointing Vicar”, Anna and Heinrich caught a plane back to Germany.

    Comment by One Salient Oversight — January 28, 2008 @ 6:26 am

  16. Low thresholds, but also a very narrow door.

    This church is committed to be of the world but not in it.

    At the sight of bosoms the pastor gets an erection.

    Excuse me, we cannot allow actual people in here. This is a place for “Christians” such as you can see … Well, just take my word for it. You wouldn’t fit in, smiling and all.

    You cannot both smile and dress like that in here. Either you smile in clothes like me, or you keep your wardrobe and look sad like proper sinners on their way to hell!

    Comment by Pastor Astor — January 28, 2008 @ 6:30 am

  17. we dont want people like you here.

    who does jesus want in church?

    Comment by dawn — January 28, 2008 @ 6:41 am

  18. George. Is that you?

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 7:21 am

  19. Sorry… The post-mclaren/westwood punk worship workshop has been postponed till next Thursday.

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 7:25 am

  20. Sorry, this one’s not funny,but it’s what came to mind.

    I have been reflecting on the beginning of John 8 in preparation for a sermon I have to do on Ash Wednesday, and thinking about dramatising the story from the woman’s perspective. Since the encounter occurs in /at the Temple then a church setting with a priest/teacher present fits the bill.

    My caption would be “whoever is without sin, let them cast the first stone”

    And leave it to the reader to decide who is saying that and who is doing the accusing… nice ambiguous cartoon, could be either way round.

    Have a great break. ‘See’ you soon.

    Comment by Catriona — January 28, 2008 @ 7:54 am

  21. Go and make disciples …

    Comment by Mark Bennet — January 28, 2008 @ 7:54 am

  22. Hey. I are you wearing my Chuck Taylor All-Stars?

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 8:25 am

  23. Quick, the archdeacon’s coming..

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 8:27 am

  24. Stop laughing… It’s my fancy dress service and I’ll wear what I like.

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 8:29 am

  25. And take your ventriloquists dummy with you..

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 8:30 am

  26. untie her now!

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 8:32 am

  27. Vicar: I love you, Jesus loves you, but the congregation say no.

    How it often really is.

    Comment by youthworkerpete — January 28, 2008 @ 8:43 am

  28. Tell me about it. You want to try tuning up to a youth event in sandles and a cardigan.

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 8:55 am

  29. the blank expression on the vicar’s face said it all…..

    Comment by Will — January 28, 2008 @ 9:00 am

  30. The vicar before he heard his new curate introduce himself

    Comment by Matybigfro — January 28, 2008 @ 9:05 am

  31. YWP, you are so right.

    If my experiences on Friday are anything to go by:

    Vicar - “uncommitted patronising pleasantries that show I’m not ignoring you”.

    Comment by Robb — January 28, 2008 @ 9:25 am

  32. Put that window back right now.

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 10:44 am

  33. ..and stop smiling, they will spot you a mile off.

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 11:11 am

  34. I would like to apologize for my excess of postings. This cartoon made me laugh. I will stop now. Promise.

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 11:13 am

  35. Don’t Steve! You’re obviously on a roll! Keep ‘em coming!

    (We’ve got a week after all! ;-) )

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 28, 2008 @ 11:26 am

  36. OK Sas, if you insist. Trying to think of one that reverses the roles… Church leadership is an east target.

    I have to say that my current church leader is one of the most gracious and wise men I have been privileged to be ministered by. We have no “punks” in our village but the real life issues are the same. And the ones that he chooses to face on a daily basis would break me. Proper church leadership is not for the faint hearted.

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 11:57 am

  37. Vicar: “Well we’ll put the banns up over there!”

    Incarnational Ministry starts making an impact

    Comment by Graeme — January 28, 2008 @ 12:07 pm

  38. “we’ll pray for your tormented soul”

    Comment by Robb — January 28, 2008 @ 12:16 pm

  39. “we’ll pray for the gift of sight to be returned” ;)

    Comment by Robb — January 28, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

  40. I like 37. Funny

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

  41. In the style of Jim Carey in Liar Liar - coming out of the elevator…

    “it… was…. YOU!!”

    Comment by Robb — January 28, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

  42. Steve, funny and true. At my current church the curate asked me and ruth if we were there to hear our banns read out. I pointed out that we have been married for nearly ten years…

    Comment by Robb — January 28, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

  43. we are a beautiful let down,
    painfully uncool,
    the church of the dropouts
    and losers and sinners and failures and the fools
    oh what a beautiful let down

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

  44. Robb. Funny. Is it a big church??

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 12:43 pm

  45. Robb. My mum was approached by someone in church who said. “Joan, I have a message for you from the Lord.” My mum said “well if it is a message from him I am sure he would get my name right.” I’m Mary. (names changed to protect the innocent)

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

  46. Vicar: Go forth and multiply..

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

  47. Vicar: can I borrow that?

    Man on left: well that’s two of us ready for the ‘vicars and tarts’ party, what are you going to wear?

    Vicar: could you two please pray for my finger? It’s really hurting!

    Comment by David Keen — January 28, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

  48. I knew it was a mistake letting you two watch Ugly Betty said the vicar to his sons!

    Comment by marcus — January 28, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

  49. It is a really nice church. I don’t think anyone in any church is particularly happy about having to speak to the new people. It is an easy guess that a young couple are there for banns. I think my questioning of the content of the sermon may have come as a shock.

    Anyway, back on topic…

    “When I worked at Disney they taught me to point with two fingers or an open hand as it is less rude.”

    Comment by Robb — January 28, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

  50. “Cake or death!!” :D

    Comment by Robb — January 28, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

  51. vicar: “pull my finger”

    bottom line: what you least expect to hear

    (p.s. - i’ve had the privilage of going to several churches where we are accepting of all shapes and sizes of personalities, so while i know targetting traditional church leadership is easy/valid (comment 36) i just thought i’d throw some dad/bathroom humor in for good measure.)

    Comment by Jaybrams — January 28, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

  52. Cake or Death. Definitely the best so far!

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

  53. Thank you for flying church of england airways ;)

    Comment by Robb — January 28, 2008 @ 2:09 pm

  54. Jon and Clare’s new look didn’t go down too well at the latest Orthodox Barn Dance.

    Comment by Will — January 28, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

  55. JayBrams, Loving your comment #51

    Comment by Will — January 28, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

  56. Hey Will. Yeah, but Jon sure made up for it with his moves in the last dance….

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

  57. It’s alright for you, I have to wear this dumb dog collar…

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

  58. Punk: Ha! you missed”

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

  59. Feeling lucky, punk?

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  60. vicar: …and I command this young lady’s missing arm to regrow in the name of Jesus!

    Comment by Jeff Gill — January 28, 2008 @ 3:25 pm

  61. Sadly steve i wasn’t there, but i have picked up on a couple of things here and there

    Comment by Will — January 28, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

  62. Caption: “@#*$ off”

    Comment by Will — January 28, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

  63. Vicar: after what you’ve just been caught doing you can wipe that smirk off your face young lady!

    Cartoon caption: Love in the church a mis-interpretation!

    Comment by marcus — January 28, 2008 @ 3:43 pm

  64. Hey I vote for #6 - great!!!

    Comment by allatseawithabucketandspade — January 28, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

  65. ha ha ha and #60 :-)

    Comment by allatseawithabucketandspade — January 28, 2008 @ 4:12 pm

  66. 15 with the Germans is really great. Subtle, but telling. I also much like 51 - had me LOL, and 54 - strikes me as very Jon-typical. This is going to be a tough competition! I shall return if I think up something worthy…

    Comment by Grace Bridges — January 28, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

  67. Caption: Release from bondage

    Comment by Steve Lancaster — January 28, 2008 @ 6:24 pm

  68. The Tottenham Court Rd Passion was beginning to take shape.

    Comment by steve — January 28, 2008 @ 6:33 pm

  69. Vicar: “Where’s your other arm?!? Judgement on your sins!!!!”

    Comment by Lewis — January 28, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

  70. OK. Time to own up. I am a minister, minister’s wife, minister’s daughter and minister’s niece.

    And many of us clergy are quite nice actually…

    So I’m definitely going with “57″ which I think is BRILLIANT.

    Comment by AnneDroid — January 28, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

  71. Robb: Whats a Bann??????

    Laura (6) I had that idea too!
    Must be optimistic eh :-)

    Caption: Punk 1 - Hey Mr Vicar wheres your church?
    Vicar: Out there caring for the poor
    Punk 2: Whats he been smoking?

    Comment by DrNick — January 28, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

  72. Woman: “Oh I’m the new vicar and this is my husband”

    Bottom: the retired cleric wonders who on earth???

    Comment by Chris F — January 28, 2008 @ 7:44 pm

  73. love it Chris F

    Comment by Will — January 28, 2008 @ 7:49 pm

  74. If everyone keeps this up we’ll beat the record of 146 posts (#307)

    Comment by Chris F — January 28, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

  75. Vicar: “LOOK! BEHIND YOU! IT’S THE SEVENTIES!

    Comment by artbizness — January 28, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

  76. Vicar: Until I can put my hand in the hole in your t-shirt, I refuse to believe.

    Comment by artbizness — January 28, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  77. Vicar: That lipstick doesn’t go with your haircolour.

    Comment by artbizness — January 28, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

  78. the Leadership and Dynamic Ministry confrence is two doors back on your left, you must have missed the sign.

    Comment by su — January 28, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

  79. Artbiz,

    Loving it!

    It would be good to beat the 146, and have a record on a much nicer topic! ;-)

    Sas x

    Comment by Sarah — January 28, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

  80. #62 shocking - v funny though. bad boy.
    #46 I like it
    #76 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Still #57 though.

    Comment by AnneDroid — January 28, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

  81. Come away in. But first - there’s foil blankets in that cupboard over there. It never goes above freezing in here and the hierarchy won’t let us get new heating. That’s why I’ve got this suit on - it’s fur lined.

    Comment by AnneDroid — January 28, 2008 @ 9:43 pm

  82. I now pronounce you…

    Comment by dorsey — January 28, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

  83. Ha ha ha
    Just seen 46.
    Clever ;-)

    Comment by allatseawithabucketandspade — January 28, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

  84. punks: ” hey man, what time does the group karaoke start? ”

    vicar: ” we use hymn books here, get out! ”

    caption: confused about worship?

    Comment by Dave Wiggins — January 28, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

  85. “mom! dad! i freakin hate you both for actually coming to the parents meeting…i just….i just wish you guys were like all the other parents”

    Comment by Brit Windel — January 28, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

  86. no bubble, just underneath:

    “Inasmuch as you did it to one of these least of my punks…”

    Comment by Chris F — January 28, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

  87. Vicar: It’s people like you that will give this church a good name!

    Caption: A refreshing change!

    Comment by marcus — January 28, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

  88. AnneDroid #70 - I’m glad you are who you are! xxx

    DrNick #71 - banns are when the notice of a couple’s upcoming marriage is read out in church - to notify the general public. Robb, hope you don’t mind me stealing your thunder!

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 29, 2008 @ 12:07 am

  89. Robb #50 - Cake or Death! - Genius!

    I’ll have death please!

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 29, 2008 @ 12:07 am

  90. Chris #86 - like it x

    Sas x

    Marcus - Yes!

    Comment by sarah — January 29, 2008 @ 12:10 am

  91. #85 - my favourite yet!

    Jon what have you started.

    Comment by youthworkerpete — January 29, 2008 @ 12:13 am

  92. Hello YWP.

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 29, 2008 @ 12:36 am

  93. (Geez, what did they say to do in that “Emergent” seminar?) “Hey, dare you to pull my finger.”

    Comment by Noncharon — January 29, 2008 @ 2:29 am

  94. The undercover Christian brings another one in…

    Caption ~ Hey, I said you’re not supposed to twist their arms.

    Comment by Mike — January 29, 2008 @ 3:16 am

  95. FINGER OF DEATH!

    Comment by yesuvia — January 29, 2008 @ 3:27 am

  96. #51…sometimes a little unexpected dad/bathroom humor does the trick. Perfect!

    Comment by kc — January 29, 2008 @ 5:56 am

  97. Mum and Dad, you’re embarrassing me.

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 7:09 am

  98. Sorry. We don’t do Punk Worship, we are more into New Rave.

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 8:02 am

  99. Wait a minute. What is that behind your back. Is it a.. a.. Bible?

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 8:03 am

  100. I’ll be baaack.

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 8:04 am

  101. Vicar: No..you look great! Now repeat after me “I am somebody”

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 8:13 am

  102. George and Mildred’s attempts to liven up the youth service started to look a little desperate..

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 8:15 am

  103. Are you picking your nose?

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 8:20 am

  104. #97 and #102
    LOL

    Comment by allatseawithabucketandspade — January 29, 2008 @ 8:21 am

  105. They had been standing there for over 18 hours now. Pete was wondering if Jon was ever going to come back..

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 8:22 am

  106. Vicar. Well I guess if you don’t need me I’ll go start a church somewhere else.

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 8:25 am

  107. “the costumes look good but you’ll have to do something about your smile.” - commisioning the outreach team for this years Reading festival.

    #51 gets my vote but i’m almost ashamed to admit #62 made me laugh most :)

    Comment by scot — January 29, 2008 @ 9:36 am

  108. Vicar: What do you mean my exposision of Revelation 12 was barely adequate and you found the premise to be a hermeneutical diatribe? Get out!

    Comment by youthworkerpete — January 29, 2008 @ 9:42 am

  109. You are not allowed to leave the service.

    Go back in now!

    Comment by yesuvia — January 29, 2008 @ 10:28 am

  110. I told both of you already that the world would not accept the way you dress yourselves!
    Now go back in and get changed before you leave the church building!

    Comment by yesuvia — January 29, 2008 @ 10:30 am

  111. Caption under the cartoon;

    The vicar was somewhat surprised to meet the new Bishop and his wife!

    Comment by marcus — January 29, 2008 @ 10:55 am

  112. “By their fruits (not their suits)shall ye know them.”

    Comment by les — January 29, 2008 @ 11:01 am

  113. AnneD: No 111 You should like that one!

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 29, 2008 @ 11:32 am

  114. Caption under the cartoon;

    The vicar was somewhat surprised to meet the new Bishop and her husband!

    Comment by marcus — January 29, 2008 @ 12:07 pm

  115. The vicar would not listen to the man’s complaint about low level candles burning the spikes of the top of his hair.

    Comment by marcus — January 29, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

  116. The vicar reprimanded his children for raiding his weekend wardrobe

    Comment by marcus — January 29, 2008 @ 12:10 pm

  117. Vicar: If one more person tells me it is an expression of their faith embodied in a sub-culture that needs redeeming from within I shall scream!

    Comment by marcus — January 29, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

  118. Vicar: You guys are just the people we want for our new musical extravaganza……”High Church Musical”

    best stop hogging the blog now…sorry :-0

    Comment by marcus — January 29, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

  119. Couple: In retrospect, Vicar, we think your interpretation of Mark 9:42-47 may have been a bit too literal.

    Vicar: Well if you don’t agree, there’s the door!

    Comment by Carole — January 29, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

  120. Carole,

    What’s that about then?

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 29, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

  121. 116… Hilarious! :-)

    Comment by Lori — January 29, 2008 @ 1:52 pm

  122. Sas: If your hand causes you to sin, etc. and the lack of visible eyes, arms and hands in the cartoon.

    Comment by Carole — January 29, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

  123. Carole - I think the vicar’s hand is next!

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 29, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

  124. That’s bad news, Sas, he’s already one arm down from leading by example!

    Comment by Carole — January 29, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

  125. In the style of Basil Fawlty:

    “I’ll do the funny walk”

    @ Dr Nick – In the UK, part of marriage law is that you have to publish who is to be married. The church was the place where you got married so they would read out a list on the few Sundays leading up to it. It gives people an opportunity to object.
    Now, people who object to God being involved in their marriage can have a list pinned up in the registry office.
    The assumption is that any young couple who come in are only there to hear that they are getting married. That way you don’t have to befriend them or mention Jesus ;)
    @artbizness – “Vicar: Until I can put my hand in the hole in your t-shirt, I refuse to believe.”
    We don’t allow that kind of activity in the clergy!!
    @Sas – you stole my thunder but I’ve typed it up now ^^^^ already so you’re getting it anyway :P
    @Yesuvia – Finger of death from Talisman?
    @marcus – I nearly had my hair burned by an old guy during a candle lit carol service this year. He thought that the back of my chair was a good place to put it. That would make me exceptionally displeased!!

    Now if you could all stop posting so much – this is taking too long :D

    Comment by Robb — January 29, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

  126. Guys, i am keeping in touch with jon, and have told him that we are doing ok, even without his moderation. Lets keep it up.

    Comment by will — January 29, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

  127. Finger of Death from DoTA. :P

    Comment by yesuvia — January 29, 2008 @ 3:43 pm

  128. 1 Corinthians 4:10-13 “We are weak, but you are strong! You are honored, we are dishonored! To this very hour we go hungry and thirsty, we are in rags, we are brutally treated, we are homeless. We work hard with our own hands. When we are cursed, we bless; when we are persecuted, we endure it; when we are slandered, we answer kindly. Up to this moment we have become punks, the refuse of the world.”

    Comment by Ryan — January 29, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

  129. Moses began to wish he hadn’t sent Aaron and Hur home….

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

  130. Vicar: He’s right behind you.
    Punks: oh no he’s not
    Vicar and Congregation: oh yes he is!!!
    Punks: oh no he’s not!!!!
    Vicar and Congregation: OH YES HE IS!!!!
    Punks: OH, NO HE’S NOT…

    Bottom: Panto Church :lol:

    Comment by Laura — January 29, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

  131. “Stand back, we’re losing symmetry”
    or
    “How can anybody understand the meaning of this picture if you keep distracting them with this lack of symmetry”
    or

    vicar.”take those high heels and wellies off and replace them with some brown triangles instead”

    or
    vicar.”wipe those smiles off your faces- what next eyes?”

    or
    vicar.”Release your prisoner at once”
    christian man “That’s my wife”
    (following one of the posts above)
    vicar replies “oh, so you’re here to have your banns read”
    christian wife “no, for a sermon, but you could still untie my hands”

    Comment by Jon Doe — January 29, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

  132. Jesus 2008

    Vicar “bu…wha…you… but what are you doing with that skank?!”

    caption: and then he got the electric chari for being the King of the Jews.

    (if smoeone else could find a way of saying that better that’d be good. cos i know what i mean and what i want to say but it’s not coming out right… anyone else good with this sort of thing?)

    Comment by Émie — January 29, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

  133. Guy: I found this lady here dressing inappropriately to church service this morning.

    Vicar: Aren’t you the same?

    Comment by yesuvia — January 29, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

  134. Vicar: Sorry, they closed us down a few weeks back [pause] But we are available for barn dances..

    Comment by steve — January 29, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

  135. Vicar: I have a t-shirt just like that.

    Comment by Carole — January 29, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

  136. Vicar: Is that a scalene triangle on your t-shirt or are you just pleased to see me!

    (Scraping the bottom of the barrel now!)

    Comment by Carole — January 29, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

  137. Vicar: Come on! Come on! Do the locomotion with me!

    Bottom line: Action choruses: Just more cheesy worship.

    Comment by Carole — January 29, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

  138. Vicar: You are causing me to lust!
    Bottom line: Confessional blame.

    Comment by Scott — January 29, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

  139. - Yes, we are auditioning for extras for The Vicar of Dibley, did you leave your names at reception?

    Comment by su — January 29, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

  140. Devils finger….

    Comment by Robb — January 29, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

  141. Vicar: “Oooh, oooh, oooh; I know who you are.”
    Caption: When Christ invites our former lives to church with us.

    Comment by Antoine of MMM — January 29, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

  142. Antoine #141… I like that one!!!

    Comment by Lori — January 29, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

  143. 126, Cheers Will!

    125, Robb what does ^^^^ mean? :-/

    Sas xxx

    128 Ryan, you bet your ass.

    Jon Doe 131 - Like it!

    Carole 136 - I’ll say! ;-)

    GUYS!!! We’re getting close to busting the sex ‘toon out of the water!! Let’s keep going!

    Sas x
    Emie 132, What’s a Chari?

    Comment by sarah — January 29, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

  144. 137 :-)
    Ha ha
    x

    Comment by allatseawithabucketandspade — January 29, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

  145. I thnk Marcus’s 117 is my new favourite.

    Ohhh when the parodiers parody themseleves, is nothing sacred?

    Comment by youthworkerpete — January 29, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

  146. Yippeee, I get to post the “tying” post!

    Comment by Laura — January 30, 2008 @ 6:33 am

  147. and the post that puts us ahead of the OLD record!! (it was 146 right?)

    Lucky me!! :-)

    Comment by Laura — January 30, 2008 @ 6:34 am

  148. sex and drugs and rock and roll

    Comment by su — January 30, 2008 @ 7:29 am

  149. Good for you Laura!!!!!

    allatseawithabucketandspade
    (on my housemate’s log-in!)

    Comment by Em — January 30, 2008 @ 8:14 am

  150. after waiting almost a week for the vicar to say something our happy couple decided to leave

    Comment by Will — January 30, 2008 @ 10:05 am

  151. Sas, it’s an arrow pointing up.

    Comment by Robb — January 30, 2008 @ 10:34 am

  152. I keep hearing the vicar saying “Out, out damn spot!” (The side joke to that is that at least here in the United States, the Episcopal Church is overrun with gay clergy - we have our share of Lady MacBeth’s wearing clerical gear.)

    Comment by becky — January 30, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

  153. A puppet ministry is OK but NOT a Punk and Jewry show

    Comment by Graham Crawford — January 30, 2008 @ 1:33 pm

  154. Okay, for a straight up caption, I still like 6 as well as anything else . . . 51, even though that sort of thing doesn’t usually make me laugh, just because it’s so out of left field–

    –but for a bit of post modern randomness, 150 made me laugh harder than anything else in the thread. :) Thanks, Will. Also honorable mentions to 57 and 60. :)

    Comment by Sara — January 30, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

  155. “You are the pastors of this Church…”

    Comment by Rickard — January 30, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

  156. I should maybe have qualified my suggestion by adding, does it not look to you that the male punk has his hand as if he is holding her up like a ventriloquist dummy.

    Comment by Graham Crawford — January 30, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

  157. sarah: it was meant to say ‘chair’ but i can’t type

    Comment by Émie — January 30, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

  158. The vicar explained to Sid that twisting young girls arms behind their back and marching them into church, whilst a novel idea, was not what he had meant by extreme evangelism!

    Comment by marcus — January 30, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

  159. Vicar: I charge you in Jesus’ name to go forth and bring back Jon Birch

    Comment by marcus — January 30, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

  160. #159 Amen, Marcus!

    Comment by AnneDroid — January 30, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

  161. “Where did you get those stockings? I HAVE GOT to get some of those for my wife!”

    Comment by Zack — January 30, 2008 @ 10:57 pm

  162. PLEASE CAN I ASK EVERYONE TO PRAY FOR THE PEOPLE IN KENYA. A friend of ours, Peter, who used to help our youth group, is there in Nairobi but all his family have had to leave their home which will be ransacked, and are in police protection. It is a big family and their lives are in danger. PLEASE PRAY. My friend and his family are from the Luo tribe which is a death sentence right now it’s one of the wrong tribes to be in. Please pray! Thanks,

    Sarah

    Comment by sarah — January 30, 2008 @ 11:46 pm

  163. If you ping her bra strap, one, more, time…..

    ;]

    Comment by kick-hat-snare — January 30, 2008 @ 11:59 pm

  164. Marcus, I LOVE your sarcasm!

    JON, COME BACK AND ABJUDICATE! ALL IS FORGIVEN! ;-)

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 31, 2008 @ 12:01 am

  165. Before it was a night club, there was an organ over there… where the bar is now.

    [Cinemas become churches become clubs become banks become homes become ......]

    ;]

    Comment by kick-hat-snare — January 31, 2008 @ 12:03 am

  166. Jon, PLEEEEASE COME BACK! We are in need of a new strip ;-)

    Comment by thevikingfru — January 31, 2008 @ 1:12 am

  167. Pastor: No son of mine will date a porn star!!!

    Son: How do you know she’s a porn star?

    Pastor: Uhhhhh…

    Comment by D Rho — January 31, 2008 @ 1:26 am

  168. I just want to go on record to say that I am having one amazingly good hair day!!

    btw- that’s not a caption for the cartoon. Just something I needed to share. LOL! :oops:

    Comment by Laura — January 31, 2008 @ 7:05 am

  169. Couple: Excuse us vicar could you point us in the direction of the threshing floor?

    Comment by marcus — January 31, 2008 @ 8:15 am

  170. Sarah @ 162: Will do Sarah. Could you also pray for my dear friends in Kenya, Phil, former vicar in these parts, his wife Sarah and their 5 children who are working in a school in the middle of the most troubled spots. Received a most distressing e-mail from them the other day. Safe for now but close to needing evacuation. Remember the African staff who are in most danger, living outside the school boundaries, particularly if they belong to the ‘wrong’ tribe (whatever that happens to be at the time).

    Comment by holy famoley — January 31, 2008 @ 8:44 am

  171. I think we may well have exhausted this post. I’m going to start again from post no. 1. There is loads of really good early stuff that Jon got barely any comments on. Anyone fancy joining me?

    Comment by holy famoley — January 31, 2008 @ 8:50 am

  172. Sarah, were you BEING sarcastic in 164? If you were thats ok because apathy is not that far behind sarcasm so give me a day or two and I probably won’t care either way! ;-)

    Comment by marcus — January 31, 2008 @ 9:24 am

  173. “Despite wanting to befriend society’s outcasts, Reverend Black found he had the uncontrollable urge to raise his pointed finger.”

    Comment by Ros — January 31, 2008 @ 10:22 am

  174. 165 brilliant
    167 HILARIOUS!!!

    Comment by allatseawithabucketandspade — January 31, 2008 @ 10:35 am

  175. Sarah and Holey Famoley
    Will do to both :-(
    xxx
    keep us updated

    Comment by allatseawithabucketandspade — January 31, 2008 @ 10:36 am

  176. The Punks: “You seem to be missing an emoticon”

    Comment by Robb — January 31, 2008 @ 11:10 am

  177. “touch your nose”, … never will I not be able to touch my nose

    Comment by su — January 31, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

  178. right now I’m just skin covered coffee

    Comment by su — January 31, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

  179. As Tom and Jenny looked at the statue mime artist, they couldn’t help but wonder what the hell had happened to traditional church.

    Comment by Will — January 31, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

  180. Musical statue shaped church

    Comment by Robb — January 31, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

  181. Oh no, I’ve become ‘Scraping the bottom of the barrel shaped church’. :D

    Comment by Robb — January 31, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

  182. In the future: madam tussauds showed the horror of how the church finally died.

    Comment by Will — January 31, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

  183. It is obvious that Claire and Jim missed seeing the true act of love from their church elders.

    Comment by yesuvia — January 31, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

  184. Come on guys get the thinking caps on Jon should be back tomorrow and it would be great to get over 200 by then. On subject of course

    Comment by Will — January 31, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

  185. Ok Will, since when did you instal yourself as the Asbo post police? (I would have stuck one of those little winking, smiley emoticon thingies there, if I knew how to do it!). So, further barrel scrapings it is, then:

    Vicar: So everything was going fine until Mrs Vicar put the can of Robin starch where I usually keep my anti-perspirant…

    Comment by Carole — January 31, 2008 @ 4:47 pm

  186. Vicar: Great to have you at St Asbo’s church. You’ll find the parish welcome pack on that table at the back. That should give you lots of information about various activities…

    Bottom line: How it is at plenty of churches…

    Comment by Carole — January 31, 2008 @ 5:01 pm

  187. Vicar: Welcome to St Asbo’s. Lovely to have you - just don’t sit in that pew over there, if you know what’s good for you - that’s Mr and Mrs Pratt’s pew…

    Bottom line: How it is at plenty of churches…

    Comment by Carole — January 31, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

  188. Vicar: I can only apologise. The electrics could do with a complete overhaul but with dwindling congregations we’re strapped for cash…at least you got a good hairdo out of it.

    Comment by Carole — January 31, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

  189. Vicar: I don’t care how ‘relevant’ you think your punk liturgy is, this congregation won’t buy it!

    Bottom line: Worship - one size doesn’t fit all.

    Comment by Carole — January 31, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

  190. Vicar: Yes, of course you can sign up for the church cleaning rota. There’s a list on the table at the back of church.

    Bottom line: A refreshing change!

    Comment by Carole — January 31, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

  191. Vicar: At St Asbo’s we pride ourselves on being a bit alternative. That’s why we have the altar at the back.

    Bottom line: Change for change’s sake.

    Comment by Carole — January 31, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

  192. Rev Jon forgets to strap on his wii remote again..

    Comment by Steve — January 31, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

  193. Are you chewing?

    Comment by Steve — January 31, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

  194. Vicar: I can see your lips moving.

    Comment by Steve — January 31, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

  195. Vicar: Quick.. more captions, he’ll be here soon..

    Comment by Steve — January 31, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

  196. After watching too much Family Guy, the vicar decided to try the ‘Evil Monkey’ look…

    (Click on my name if you haven’t seen that episode!)

    Comment by DrNick — January 31, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

  197. Vicar: Just wait until John Birch gets back - he’ll soon wipe that smile off your face!

    Bottom line: The joy of full editorial control.

    Comment by Carole — January 31, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

  198. Ahaha. I love 197.

    Comment by yesuvia — January 31, 2008 @ 7:29 pm

  199. When attempts to get the church leaders’ attention get out of hand…

    Comment by yesuvia — January 31, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

  200. Vicar: I told you we’d be able to come up with 200 posts yo!

    Comment by yesuvia — January 31, 2008 @ 7:37 pm

  201. ‘Aha!’ thought Steve, ‘If that’s the reception the vicar gave the dudes in the punk outfits, wait till he sees me dressed as a post-box!’

    Comment by Steve Lancaster — January 31, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

  202. 85 and 117 and there’s something about 179…

    Serious note: please do keep us up to date about your friends in Kenya, Sarah and Holey. Thank you for posting about them. I sometimes wonder how far away we really are in this country (UK) from stuff going belly-up here. Maybe not now but in the next 30 years. Let’s not just pray the prayers, let’s live the prayers.

    Comment by Steve Lancaster — January 31, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

  203. #51 b/c there are enough “rage against the traditional church” captions already out there

    Comment by Nick — January 31, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

  204. can I share my oat-cake with you?

    (appologies for making an Iona club comment)

    Comment by su — January 31, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

  205. GUYS,

    My friend Pete, his wife Julie and their boy James, are OK at the moment in Nairobi. But Peter’s family are in protective custody. PLEASE KEEP PRAYING. Thanks for the email Steve. Carole - thoughts go out to you…to them.

    Please pray.

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 31, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

  206. Will keep praying, Sarah. Thanks for the update.

    Comment by Lori — January 31, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

  207. Laura - so glad about the hair :-) !!!

    Come back Jon.

    Please pray for my friends, and Carole’s (Holy Famoley).

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — January 31, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

  208. Marcus 172, I am not sarcastic in my praise - your comments were cool!

    Sas xxx

    Comment by sarah — January 31, 2008 @ 10:10 pm

  209. Carole 185 - to do a winking emoticon, type semicolon then dash then bracket.

    For a full smile colon then dash then bracket. And so on.

    But how does Laura get her moving ones? Do tell L!

    Comment by sarah — January 31, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

  210. Carole LOVE 185!!!

    Sas x

    192 through 197 - OMGoodness SO Funny!

    Good job Jon’s NOT like that!

    Sas xxx

    Comment by sarah — January 31, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

  211. 24 For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry.

    Luke 15:24 King James

    Comment by su — January 31, 2008 @ 11:23 pm

  212. Vicar: in order to learn how to do the moving emoticons, go pick up the sheet on the back table.

    Bottom: That’s so Will won’t yell at me for being off topic. ;-)

    : oops : = :oops:
    : lol : = :lol:
    : cry : = :cry:
    : razz : = :razz:
    : shock : = :shock:

    There shouldn’t be any spaces between the words and colons.

    Comment by Laura — February 1, 2008 @ 12:26 am

  213. The vicar discovered that the cut he sustained from his vegetable rack had a serious effect on his welcome ministry.

    (see http://www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/
    Feb 1st 200 8)

    Comment by Mark Bennet — February 1, 2008 @ 5:48 am

  214. Vicar: you two are standing in the light, move back into the shadows like the rest of us.

    Caption underneath: Finding our comfort zone

    Comment by marcus — February 1, 2008 @ 7:46 am

  215. The Vicar points out that there is only room for one puppet in this church.

    Comment by dennis coburn — February 1, 2008 @ 9:23 am

  216. “If you’re the new Area Dean, who’s he?”

    Comment by gilly — February 1, 2008 @ 9:30 am

  217. bottom: Madamme Tussauds 2050 commemorative ‘Church of England’ display.

    Comment by kate — February 1, 2008 @ 9:32 am

  218. Punk bloke: Er, Vicar, who do you think you are? Benny Hinn? I think you can come a bit closer, I’m here to catch her anyway…

    Bottom line: Misplaced faith marginally larger than a mustard seed.

    OK, that’s the caption done, now to other business…Thanks for praying for my friend Sarah and her family. There may be a chance of her returning to the UK soon. If you are interested in more detail, I have temporarily posted her emails on my parish server.
    http://www.holyfamilypensby.com/Sarah emails.pdf

    Can I be selfish and ask continued prayers for my own family - our mum’s funeral is on Tuesday at midday.

    Luv ya lots!
    Carole xx (alias Holy Famoley, to clear up any confusion)

    Comment by Carole — February 1, 2008 @ 9:33 am

  219. Vicar: Yes, I was thinking a nice mural on that back wall would brighten things up. But can I suggest you put some trousers on before climbing any ladders?

    Bottom line: What would happen if we applied Changing Rooms dress standards in real life.

    Oops! This should work better: http://www.holyfamilypensby.com/Sarahemails.pdf

    Better not make any more mistakes -I don’t know how long I can go on generating silly captions!

    Comment by Carole — February 1, 2008 @ 9:41 am

  220. Vicar: I really look forward to having you on board for the liturgical dance choreography. This is what I’ve come up with so far…

    Bottom Line: We each have our own gifts…sometimes we just get it wrong.

    Sas: continuing to pray for your friends in Kenya.

    Mark @ 213: :Love that one. Dave Walker is great, he has a really off-beat way of looking at things. In fact he’s my second favourite cartoonist in all of Christendom (creep, creep!)

    Comment by Carole — February 1, 2008 @ 9:49 am

  221. Vicar: It’s alright for you two! With your flowing manes and generous use of hair ‘product’, nobody stuck their fingers up your nose and attempted to use your head as a bowling ball!

    The youth group become a little exhuberant in the absence of ‘responsible’ adult leaders.

    Comment by Carole — February 1, 2008 @ 9:53 am

  222. ok now i feel a little guilty. Wasn’t meant to sound harsh - just thought it would be nice for Jon to come home and know that we really put effort in. Stop shouting at me ;)

    In other news:

    No matter how hard he tried he couldn’t make the thunderbolt come from his fingers.

    Comment by will — February 1, 2008 @ 9:59 am

  223. Bottom Line: Mind the Gap

    Or am I thinking too deep?

    Comment by Robb — February 1, 2008 @ 10:06 am

  224. “Why this car is automatic, It’s systematic, It’s hydromatic….

    Comment by Steve — February 1, 2008 @ 10:48 am

  225. @Steve - LOL!!

    Comment by Robb — February 1, 2008 @ 11:17 am

  226. Vicar: Pull my finger!
    Caption: Another inappropriate attempt at relevance

    Comment by Liam — February 1, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

  227. “hairdooo”

    Comment by joeturner — February 1, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

  228. Oh no! Ofvicar!!

    Erm - on a serious note, we have ofsted next week. Just been given notice. :shock:

    Comment by Robb — February 1, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

  229. Bang!

    Comment by Steve — February 1, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

  230. Vicar : Please proceed over to take the paperbags and cover your head with it before joining our service.

    Comment by jhieaxon moch — February 1, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

  231. #222 - very funny!

    Comment by youthworkerpete — February 1, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

  232. Thanks YWP

    Comment by will — February 1, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

  233. “I’m a little teapot short and…”

    Comment by Robb — February 1, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

  234. You are anointed by God to be our youth leaders!

    Comment by Paul — February 1, 2008 @ 5:50 pm

  235. Hey it’s you, Welcome back, Give me a hug

    Comment by will — February 1, 2008 @ 6:56 pm

  236. Ahh, #222 Will, another funny one.
    There is some real comical talent around here. :-)

    Comment by Lori — February 1, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

  237. Vicar : That’s sooooooo outdated

    Comment by jhieaxon moch — February 1, 2008 @ 8:44 pm

  238. Vicar: Are you wearing Manolo Blahnik’s?

    Comment by marcus — February 1, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

  239. Guys,

    Here is some bits from a letter from my friend Pete in Kenya. :cry:

    Tying to pray.

    Sas x

    “Thank you for the prayers and the support you have given us. Just this
    morning a another MP was shot and killed in Eldoret one of the places where the violence has been very bad. That brings it to two MPs shot dead in two days and they are both in the opposition. This has taken place in Eldoret where people who went to take refuge in Church were
    burnt to death, so it is almost expected that this could make things degenerate even further in the next coming days.

    Because of the killing of the MP in Eldoret, my family today opted to move again from Koibatek, now to our village in Siaya. They were in a group of Luos moving from the Rift Valley to Western Kenya which is Ancestral home for the Luos. I am keeping in touch with them every day and as often as I can. I tell you it has been very had for me because I feel so helpless.

    I am hoping to fly to Kisumu some time next week so that I can go and
    see them. Traveling from Kisumu to Siaya by road is safe because it’s the Luo area but from Nairobi to Nakuru is a death trap for anyone who is not Kikuyu because they live in this region.

    Can you imagine that even our church in Nakuru was a target and they have had to move PA and locked the church and the compound abandoned! They have had to close the school Indefinitely. This coming Sunday will be the first since my father died that the church will remain closed on Sunday, this really makes me sad.

    The House we rent here in Nairobi belongs to a Kikuyu and they have asked us to move by end of February, so we are hoping to plead with them to let us stay till things calm down because they own most of the houses and they are not renting out to Luos, so getting another house now could prove to be very difficult. This thing is more complicated because it has gone tribal.

    Pray that the Lord will change the hearts of all Kenyans to seek peace and shun tribalism, I don’t know how God will do it but we really need Him to act now, so please keep praying for us.

    Once again thank you,

    Bro, Peter.

    Please pray bros and sisters. Thank you

    Sas :cry:

    Comment by sarah — February 1, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

  240. Will 222 - not to worry mate, we appreciated being guided at least *around* the topic!!!

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — February 1, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

  241. Hi Gilly! (216)

    Carole - see me at Post No 1.

    Sas x

    Kate - cutting, I like it!

    Marcus - you’re just *there*, man!

    Carole, it’s not selfish and I will pray - be thinking of you xx

    Robb 223 - You should be deep, man, you’re an RE teacher! Good luck with the Ofsted, honey.

    Hey jhieaxon moch-good to hear you again ;-)

    Paul 234 - that’s only because they look the part. Bloody awful isn’t it.

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — February 1, 2008 @ 10:10 pm

  242. sas, esther and i are praying

    Comment by will — February 1, 2008 @ 10:56 pm

  243. Thanks Mate XXX

    Sas x

    Comment by sarah — February 2, 2008 @ 12:09 am

  244. not that voting was an option, but my personal faves:

    I’m with Will (29) - subtitle: “the vicar found himself speechless”

    or wait… “this was not a take on “Go ye therefore into all the world…” that the vicar had anticipated…”

    I like (37) too tho… and (51) and (87)…. and (102)….hahahahahahahaha…. wow…

    Sas and Carole - praying like mad - for all things mentioned.

    Jon, WHEN are you coming home?! :)

    peace,
    Hap

    Comment by Happy — February 2, 2008 @ 6:29 am

  245. I think the punk guy is using the punk gal to shield himself from the vicar guy.

    Don’t know that I blame him frankly…. ;-)

    Comment by Laura — February 2, 2008 @ 8:14 am

  246. 2) The vicar could not quite get to grips with revamping Lord Kitchener poster as: ‘Your Church needs You’.

    3)But dad, she’s the new curate at St…

    Comment by Martin — February 2, 2008 @ 10:00 am

  247. Sorry I omitted 1)

    … and now we have Carmine and Denton modeling Whipples youth pastor range …

    Comment by Martin — February 2, 2008 @ 10:11 am

  248. Martin @ 246: Er, I did do a revamped Lord Kitchener poster in December, advertising for cleaners!

    Sas & Happy: Thanks friends.

    Robb: Good luck with dreaded OFSTED. Will leave a proper message at your blog.

    Comment by Carole — February 2, 2008 @ 10:39 am

  249. Vicar: but you ARE the church..

    Comment by Steve — February 2, 2008 @ 10:46 am

  250. punk: gottle of geer.

    Comment by Steve — February 2, 2008 @ 10:47 am

  251. vicar: careful….your heads falling off.

    Comment by Steve — February 2, 2008 @ 10:47 am

  252. Vicar: Do both of you wanted me to resign THAT badly…???

    Guy: Of course. Without you, it’ll be so much easier for us to bring in the worldly stuff.

    Comment by zefi — February 2, 2008 @ 5:07 pm

  253. Vicar: For the last time, I will not trade Her for her!!!

    Comment by zefi — February 2, 2008 @ <