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Were you feeling a tad cynical Jon?
Unfortunately a lot of it is true…
Will there be a sequel for church leaders?
Is there a section on how to spend so much time talking about post-modern Christianity that you have no time left to reflect on the fact that God requires you to ‘act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God’?
of course there is caroline + how to wear your baseball cap the wrong way round.
just being cheeky, andy. i find myself guilty of some of the above. it is a ‘bluffer’s’ guide after all.
Micag 6:8 Howzat!
Goal miriworm!
Oops, getting my sports mixed up.
So when does this book come out? (j/k)
mwwwhahahahahaha, you just made my lungs hurt again Jon, thanks for the laugh. If only it were not so true.
Will there be a section on “how to share the peace with others even when there is no peace around”?
and a section on ‘vacuous things to say to people who are hurting so that you (a) sound caring and (b) can move on quickly to someone who’s nicer?
Oh, and there’s a new edition out with a section entitled
“we saw right through you from the start, but still like having your around!
dennis, that definitely needs including… btw. sorry for making your lungs hurt again!
caroline too… loving the vacuous comments idea!
btw, your last quote may well have to get nicked for an asbo cartoon! 
The index at the back would be easy to compile……….. Me Me Me
I think bullet points 1,2 and 4 probably need to go in “the pastor’s survival guide”….
I guess there will be a chapter on books to give to slightly less shiny christian’s, – those who aren’t earning quite as much as the leadership, or those who look like they mix with the world
(just out of curiosity, are other people’s church leadership made up of people with fatter bank ballences, and superior earning power, compared with the rest of the congregation? – and would you allow someone without a degree to stand on your leadership team?)
Ouch!!
Is there going to be a section teaching you Christian Jargon to make yourself sound more holy?
Because all Christians really need to do, is to learn to be even more wacko, and create fake righteous facades, to help the world see the love and person of God [sorry for the sarcasm]!
awesome book, but i don’t need to read it. i’m already living it.
btw it’s feign, not fain
hey E… yeh… spotted that typo after posting. i’m gonna correct it now someone’s noticed. you’ve clearly already read the chapter ‘spotting the mistakes of others and mentioning them in public’. jus’ jokin’!
cochleate… sorry, what sarcasm? i didn’t notice.
E… job done… i’m assumming that’s ‘E’ for ‘editor’.
*turns red* >__<
pls dun take it the wrong way. would have dropped you an email instead if i knew what it was.
it's E for ennoying.
haha!… no, no… i’m happy when people spot a mistake, honest. i was pulling your leg.